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Buu
Well, we've finally gotten the studio repaired after our last guest's... "outburst," so it's time once again for Villain Interviews. This time, we're interviewing the very last villain of DBZ, Buu!
Hmph, I don't see what's so special about him being last. First is where it's at, then you see everything there is to see! Why I remember...
Umm, we really don't have time right now, Gerald. Maybe you can amuse the studio audience with your anecdotes during commercial, okay?
Well, I guess so, but... hey! We don't have commercials, and we don't even have a studio audience! Why you rassafrassin little...
Buu, welcome to the show.
Thanks, Jonathan.
I suppose we'll start small, then. So, what have you been doing with yourself since the end of the series?
Well, after some unsuccessful job searches I decided to get a higher education and go to college. That's where I met my beautiful wife, Carol.
*that 'there might be some juicy gossip here' glint in his eye* You mean, Carol the exotic dancer?
Uh... no.
Dang.
*glaring at Gerald* Please do continue, Buu.
Anyway, after I got married Kulilin and I started a company to help other men without noses. After awhile we put it on the Internet, made millions, then sold out and are now living in the lap of luxury, and... *depressed sigh* Oh, I'm bored with this.
E-excuse me?
This whole multi-millionaire thing. It was all Kulilin's idea. I never really wanted to do this anyway. I..... I... I always... wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
Oh no.
Finally, some real entertainment.
Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The giant Larch, the Redwood, the mighty Scotch Bark! *suddenly pulls out Carol* With my best girl by my side, we'd sing... sing... sing......Oh, I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK...
*speaking over Buu's singing* Well, we're going to cut this interview short before we get sued. Join us next time as we go from last to first, interviewing Pilaf, the villain who started Dragon Ball. Good night folks!
Quiet, it's just getting good!
...I like to press wildflowers! I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!
© 2000 Pamela Sawyer, trunksette@juno.com
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