The Death of Paris

Goten is sitting outside with Paris at his side. Paris is clinging to his shoulder lovingly. Bra comes over to them and says, "Hello guys...well aren’t you a cute twosome!" But inside, she was thinking, "God I hate that woman...stealing my Goten from me..."

Suddenly, a giant monster flew down from the sky and shot a huge ki blast at Goten and Paris. Goten wasn’t hurt (because he’s a Saiyan!), but Paris went flying into a tree. Bra stood against another tree filing her nails. She unenthusiastically said, "Oh please God no..." as she continued to file her nails while Paris was being beaten to death.

Goten didn’t know why Bra was just filing her nails, not a care in the world, but he fought back anyway. The monster was finally defeated, but, sadly, Paris was dead. Bra came over to where Paris lay, dead.

"Oh...I’m so sorry Goten..." she said, not sounding like she meant it. Goten glared at her for not caring about his girlfriend’s death.

"Wanna get some pizza?" Bra asked Goten.

Goten looked at his dead girlfriend and replied, "Ok!"