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Emperor Pilaf
Well, thanks to some quick thinking on the part of our creator, we managed to avoid a lawsuit due to the last interview, and we're back on the air!
Hmph. We should have taken that lawsuit. It would've livened this place up, at least.
Can't anything please you, Gerald?
I'm a crotchety old sock! Of course not, you moron!
*sighs* Well, let's just get to the interview then. With us today is the very first villain ever to fight against Son Goku, Emperor Pilaf! Welcome to the show.
Thank you, Jonathon.
So, what inspired you to finally interview with us? We've tried to contact you before, but were always turned down.
Actually, this interview is the first step in my intricate plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
You're plan to what now!?
World domination, eh? I'd like to see a skinny boy like you try. What kind of stupid plan involves getting interviewed.
It's quite simple, really. This interview will begin to re-introduce me to all the fans who have forgotten how much they love me. After I completely stun the audience more interview offers will come in, thus exposing me to more of my fans. Then, I shall set them to gaining more fans for me, until I have TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!
*both sweatdrop*
Umm... are you really sure about that plan?
I see no problem with it.
Wait a goldurn second, you don't sound like the Emperor Pilaf I know!
You're right, he sounds more like... The Brain!
*Emperor Pilaf removes his face mask, revealing a white lab mouse's head*
Curses! My plan has been found out. I was impersonating Emperor Pilaf in order to gain supporters in my quest to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Oh well, back to the lab to prepare for tomorrow night... *waits*
*blinks*
*blinks*
Oh, that's right. I left Pinky at home. *leaves*
...Well, I guess that's it for this interview. Sheesh, is it just me, or do these things keep getting weirder.
It's just you, you young whippersnapper. I've seen it all before.
Anyway, join us next time as we interview that man among machines, Dr. Gero!
© 2000 Pamela Sawyer, trunksette@juno.com
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