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A samurai chases Scooby Doo
On the Starship Enterprise
And Batman fights with Barney
While Red Ranger sells some fries
Oh, the Care Bears challenge Voltron
One dark, stormy night
While Strawberry Shortcake tries to join
The Batman/Barney fight
Yes, there's a brand-new waitress
Downtown at Central Perk
Smufette, who's serving coffee
To Darth Vader (what a jerk!)
Bart Simpson told that Dharma chick
To, frankly, eat his shorts
As Speed Racer swiftly analyzed
Today's news in sports
Plus, Lois Lane's joined Mr. T
In his rampage through LA
And Spider-Man asked Big Bird
If he could come and play
And now Dr. Frasier Crane
Is analyzing me
That's what I get for falling asleep
In front of my TV