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Greetings, my name is Gregory
Percival Henry Wiggleby
And I represent the nerds
Of complaints we’ve quite a few
We’re tired of wedgies, swirlies too
The time is past for words
Thus we challenge you to a game of chess
The rules? You’ll just have to guess
Wait! Stop! It was a joke!
Please, oh please don’t pound my head!
(Oh no, oh no, I’ll soon be dead)
Help quick, my nerdy folk!
Broken legs and shattered hips
Blood on half a dozen lips
I represent the nerds