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The current mystery these two intrpid agents are striving to solve is a deep question indeed.
Does Goku wear boxers... or
briefs?
Agent Pam:
Agent Kim and I were hard
pressed to find the answer to this mystery. Before we could really
get to the heart of it, we had to answer two other questions: Where
could we find the elusive Son Goku, and how exactly were we going to get
proof without him trying to kill us.
Agent Kim:
Good thing I brought along
my Saiya-jin tracker and anti-detect spray.
Agent Pam:
Yeah, well I would've
thought of something! Anyway, we turned on the tracker to attempt
to locate Son Goku, but unfortunately it led us astray. After a short
while we found ourselves at Capsule Corp. headquarters, the home of the
only other full-blooded Saiya-jin in the universe, Vegeta.
Agent Kim:
*giggle* You
should've seen how Pam drooled when the prince stepped outside. You
could have filled a pool with it all!
Agent Pam (growling):
I thought
we agreed not to tell anyone about that! Or should we let the nice
people know about that little escapade where you chased Mirai Trunks around
the yard until Bulma hit you over the head with a baseball bat?
Agent Kim:
*gulp* I'll be good!
Look, I'll even finish the story! See, we eventually did make it
to Goku's house where we managed to snap three entire photos of proof!
See?
Agent Pam:
The first two couldn't verify
for sure our claim that Goku did indeed wear boxers--they could have been swimming trunks, or just a pair of shorts--but the third shot
proves it without a doubt. It clearly shows both Goku and his son
lounging casually on the porch in boxers, their clothes conspicuously drying
on the line behind them.
Narrator:
And thus closes the very
first of the Z-Files, proving that Son Goku does indeed wear boxers, not
breifs. Join us next time as we attempt to answer a question that
has been hanging in the air for over three years: With DBZ over,
what are the characters doing now?
Agent Kim:
You know, I'll always wonder how Pam managed to get those word bubbles into the photos...
Agent Pam:
SHUT UP, KIM!
Do you have a mystery of the DBZ universe you want solved? Tell Pam about it, and it may just become a Z-file!
© 1998, Pam Sawyer