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Yes, it's agents Pam and Kim, striving to answer the ancient question...
What the heck are those dots on Kulilin's head?
Agent Kim:
Immediately Pam and I realized that there was only one way to answer this question that has plagued fans since Kulilin's first appearance.
Agent Pam:
Yup. We were going to have to kidnap the runt and force the information out of him.
Agent Kim:
Exactly.
Agent Pam:
Despite what you might think, it was actually surprisingly difficult to capture the guy. First we tried to lure him into a bear trap with a trail of dirty magazines.
Agent Kim:
Unfortunately, he kept drooling over the first one and snuck off with it, not even bothering to follow the trail. So, we tried luring him outside by posing as door-to-door salesmen selling a patented hair-growth formula.
Agent Pam:
It would have worked, too, but #18 answered the door and beat the snot out of us for bugging her.
Agent Kim:
We tried a lot more traps, then it suddenly occured to us... Why don't we just go up and ask him what they're for?
Agent Pam:
So we did. Turns out they're air holes.
Agent Kim:
I guess it makes sense. I mean, how else is he supposed to breath normally without a nose?
Narrator:
So goes the anti-climactic ending of the 3rd Z-file. Sheesh, air holes? What kind of a lame answer is that?
Agent Kim:
*glaring* You know, Pam, I think it may be time for a new narrator...
Agent Pam:
*punching her fist into her other hand* I think you may be right about that, Kim... *grins evilly*
Narrator:
*gulp* Uh, tune in next time for another exciting Z-file! Gotta go!! *runs away. Kim and Pam chase*
Agent Kim:
Get him!!
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