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Agent Kim:
You've probably all noticed it...
Agent Pam:
You've probably all wondered about it...
Both:
But now, we've found the answer to it.
How the heck can Bulma change her hair length, style, and color so quickly?
Agent Kim:
Consider the following pictures, the one on the left taken approximately one year before the one on the right...
Agent Pam:
Now, I have fast-growing hair, but it can't grow as long as that in just one year. Once Agent Kim and I figured that out, we knew there was more to this mystery than just a good hair stylist.
Agent Kim:
At first we suspected that maybe she had invented a machine to get her hair to do weird things...
Agent Pam:
No, you suspected that. I thought maybe she was really from some alien race with quick-growing hair and incredible minds and she was just the frontrunner so that the rest could infiltrate and eventually take over the world.
Agent Kim:
Umm... Pam? Are you sure you want to admit to that? People do look at this page.
Agent Pam:
.....Aliens? Did I say aliens? *nervous laugh* No, no, I meant machines! Yeah, she built this machine, and... and........ you already said that one, didn't you.
Agent Kim:
*nods*
Agent Pam:
Crud.
Okay, so you all know I'm an aspiring conspiracy theorist, happy? Anyway, as we found out, truth is often stranger than fiction.
Agent Kim:
Although not in this case, considering Pam's "truth."
Agent Pam:
Oh, shut up. At least the real truth was pretty dang weird.
Agent Kim:
To try and solve this particular mystery, we decided our best option was to spy on Bulma and see if she did anything weird to her hair. And boy did she do something weird that night. She took it off.
Agent Pam:
Yes, folks, Bulma is in fact bald.We confronted her on it after taking the above pictures (click to see them bigger), one of her and one of her fro wig on its styrofoam head, and she admitted that she's been bald since just a little after she and Yamucha hooked up for the first time.
Agent Kim:
As it turns out, my theory wasn't far wrong.
Agent Pam:
*scowling* Oh you just had to rub that one in, didn't you.
Agent Kim:
*smirking* Bulma had invented a machine to do her hair in different styles, but the experiment backfired and left her completely bald.
Agent Pam:
With a few adjustments she was able to salvage the invention. She had no hair to do things with, so she turned it into a wig-making machine.
Agent Kim:
And that solves that particular mystery.
Narrator:
Agents Kim and Pam have solved yet another baffling mystery of the DBZ world, but one can only ask, what will their next mystery be? Will they be able to solve it? Will I stop asking questions? Does this dress make my butt look big?
Agent Pam:
And the answers are, in order...
Agent Kim:
'What's up with Vegeta's hair?',
Agent Pam:
You better believe it,
Agent Kim:
Probably not *long-suffering sigh*,
Agent Pam:
and Most definitely.
Do you have a mystery of the DBZ universe you want solved? Tell Pam about it, and it may just become a Z-file!
© 2000, Pam Sawyer