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Finally, Kim and Pam have decided to tackle the most often asked question of the Z-files...
What's up with Vegeta's hair?
Agent Pam:
Many are the questions I've received about Vegeta's head and hair: "How come Vegeta's hair never moves no matter what?" "Why is Vegeta's head so GIGANTIC!?!?!" and "How exactly DOES Vegeta keep his hair like that?" being just a few.
Agent Kim:
So, we decided to lump them all together into one general, "What's up with it?" question. Easier for us, and less boring for you.
Agent Pam:
At first we went for the direct approach. The results of that were... unpleasant.
Agent Kim:
Unpleasant!?!?! He blew up your car, singed half my hair off, and temporarily deafened both of us with all his yelling, and you call that unpleasant!?
Agent Pam:
Okay, so we barely escaped with our lives. Anyway, after the first encounter we decided interviewing friends was more suited to us.
Agent Kim:
We quickly found this to be a lot harder than we thought it would be. Apparently there had been enough death-threats, bribery, pleading, and more death-threats that everyone we talked to would immediately shut up as soon as we brought up the question. Not even Goku would tell us.
Agent Pam:
Then we got a wonderful idea. >) If bribery could work for Vegeta, it could work against him, too. After a quick trip to Dunkin' Doghnuts we paid another visit to Son Goku.
Agent Kim:
He held out a lot longer than we though. It was a full minute before he cracked and told us Vegeta's little secret.
Agent Pam:
Apparently, the royal family of Planet Vegeta has a very distinctive head shape.
Agent Kim:
Yup, in actuality it's not Vegeta's hair that sticks up like that. It's just the way his head is shaped. Oh, there is a covering of hair that sticks up, at it's longest about 2-3 inches, but even that's natural.
Agent Pam:
In short, Vegeta's a cone head.
Agent Kim:
No wonder he didn't want anyone to find out. *giggle*
Narrator:
Well, that was unexpected. Anyway, join us next time when Agents Kim and Pam answer the question, "What's the real motive behind Vegeta's 'Badman' shirt?"
Do you have a mystery of the DBZ universe you want solved? Tell Pam about it, and it may just become a Z-file!
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