Hey, a weird side and a dark side all in one person. ^_^ Of course,
most people don't see my dark side unless they know me on-line. My
weird side, however, is far from hidden, and thus it comes out more in
my writing. So, once more enjoy, but be warned: if you do not already
think I'm insane, you most likely will after reading these.
Super Spiffy Man - I would tell you what it's about, but that would ruin the surprise. Just... read it. It's short.
Lord of the Fries - A prody of William Golding's Lord of the Flies set in a McDonald's restaurant.
The War Journal of Lt. Hamm B. Gur - Join this brave food item as he is made a Prisoner of War and forced through... the digestive tract (yes, this was written for Anatomy class, but I actually liked it).