Updated: December 11, 2001
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Hi, all you happy people out there, and welcome to Pork 'n Senzu Beans, one of the first DBZ humor pages! My name is Pam "Spam" Sawyer, and I'll be your host for this evening...sort of. You see, a tribe of sock puppets was living on my little piece of bandwidth illegally before I owned it. When I moved in, they refused to move out, so to avoid a long, expensive legal battle we came to an agreement: I let them live here, and they guide people around the site. When I decided to move, they had gotten so used to their jobs that they just tagged along. So, without further ado, meet the tribe's leader, Sam the Sarcastic Sock Puppet.


Sam the Sarcastic Sock Puppet

 

"What do you want? Oh right, that whole "agreement" thing. Yes, we're so very glad to be working for Pam. Well, welcome to Pork 'N Senzu beans, yadda, yadda, yadda. You can go a couple places from here, at which point I get to take a break and one of the other saps, uh, I mean Sock Puppets will guide you. And if you're confused at what these things are, Pam put together some explanations for you folks. Now get out of here.

 

Willy the Wannabe Sock PuppetErnie the Evil Sock Puppet

Fanfic
 With Willy and Ernie
Pablo the Picasso Sock PuppetVinnie the Van Gogh Sock Puppet

Fanart
With Pablo and Vinnie
Ronnie the Roman Sock Puppet

The Z-Files
With Ronnie
Martin the Marine Sock PuppetHarriet the Hippie Sock Puppet

Dragon Ball Z: The Musical!
With Martin and Harriet
Cammie the Cook Sock Puppet

How DBZ Would Open a Bottle of Wine
With Cammie
Bobby the Blind Sock Puppet

How To Tell if You're Addicted
With Bobby
JonathonGerald the Geriatric Sock Puppet

Villain Interviews
With Jonathon and Gerald
Dana the Depressed Sock Puppet

Links
With Dana

Annie the Adorable Sock PuppetTeddy the Tadpole Sock PuppetZaggy the Zestfully Clean Sock Puppet

 Awards
With Annie, Teddy, and Zaggy

 

If you have any questions, comments, criticisms, or you just want to talk to someone, go ahead and email Pam at trunksette@hotmail.com

Hey, of you guys have stopped by to see the Sock Puppets.
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Willy the Wannabe Sock PuppetHey, where are you going? At least won't you sign the guestbook? It won't take very long, and I want to get all your autographs, and all that cool stuff! So please?

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© 1999 Pam Sawyer

Disclaimer: All DBZ images are property of Akira Toriyama, Bird Studios, and Toei Animation. No copyright infringement is, was, or ever will be intended. All sock puppets are my own work and property of Pamela Sawyer. Other people's fanart is used with their knowledge and express permission.